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I totally didn’t just buy a 3rd Apple TV. Honest.

I totally didn’t just buy a 3rd Apple TV. Honest.

I love how perfectly formed this lemon slice is in my hot water, lemon and honey.

I love how perfectly formed this lemon slice is in my hot water, lemon and honey.

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<3 Mariah

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fucoid:

Spend 7 minutes of your life watching this show on gendered marketing

This is brilliant. I specifically buy razors and shaving cream marketed to men because it’s at least 30% cheaper in the US, and yet the quality is way better. 

So, yeah. Capitalism creates gender inequity and sexist oppression in order to generate profits WHO KNEW.

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

leradny:

videohall:

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

YES IT’S BACK ON MY DASH THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO

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Now, straighten your legs, and start walking.

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RIP

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appealtoemulsion:

"Sir, you must turn off all electronics."
"OK."
"Sir, please turn off the camera."
"Ma’am, it doesn’t turn off, and it doesn’t turn on."
"I’m sorry sir, but all electronics must be turned off until the Captain turns on the overhead lights."
"Ma’am, it was built in 1938. It isn’t electronic. There is no On or Off, it’s completely mechanical."
"Sir, I’m afraid you’re just going to have to put it away."
Leica iiib. FILM.

appealtoemulsion:

"Sir, you must turn off all electronics."

"OK."

"Sir, please turn off the camera."

"Ma’am, it doesn’t turn off, and it doesn’t turn on."

"I’m sorry sir, but all electronics must be turned off until the Captain turns on the overhead lights."

"Ma’am, it was built in 1938. It isn’t electronic. There is no On or Off, it’s completely mechanical."

"Sir, I’m afraid you’re just going to have to put it away."

Leica iiib. FILM.

It&#8217;s been a loooong day. This is well deserved!

It’s been a loooong day. This is well deserved!

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